|Homecoming 2002? One shoulder top? Yes please.|
realzies. I told you I loved you way too soon, 'cause I did, and you said, "I think I love you," which I'm pretty sure meant, "can we go garage sailing now?" but I knew you loved me, too.
|Present day adorableness.|
2 gorgeous kids and 6 or 7 houses, 2 college degrees, 2 dogs down to 1, 400 broken Subarus and 2 good Toyotas, and 1 chicken farm later, here we are! Luckily, we are still hot, too, otherwise this would have ended years ago. Juuuuust kidding. Kind of. I'm glad that we decided together that you should always have a scruffy face and that I should cut your hair so you don't get a Pencil Head Haircut at Cost Cutters. That we pick out your jeans together so I can see your cute butt. That you sigh and groan and get mad at me, but you won't wear your ugly baseball caps into public with me. I'm also glad we decided that every day you have to tell me 8 times that I do not look fat and that you don't get to be annoyed when I ask for the 9th time. And how sometimes I ask if I will look like a "B" for bitch, and how other times I will ask if I look like a "bee" because what I'm wearing is black and yellow, and how you also don't get to be annoyed for that. I guess this paragraph is my "thank you for putting up with my crazy" paragraph, because seriously, thanks for that. I know I'm a terrible bitch sometimes and you ALWAYS have to clean the house because I HATE it and how I ask for a backrub seriously 5 times a night and you usually give in and do it and I never, ever
|Zombies. Why not?|
|Thank you for these.|
|Beckie is totes crushing on Zachary.|
I don't know how it's possible that we still think the other is so funny (wait, are you just pacifying me?). You've had the same jokes for, like, 5 years now, and I still laugh at them. I have no idea why. Calling everything "Diablo Dan?" What the hell is that? And Our Lady of ______ jokes? So lame. I love it.
So... 10 years. That felt like 400 years and also 1 minute at the same time. I'm the garsh-darn luckiest gal alive and I love you so much.
So I'm not buying you a present, except the knowledge that I am dancing around to this Paramore song which is unfortunately catchy and I like it except her baby bangs. But it pretty much nails what I am so in-eloquently trying to express. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OblL026SvD4