You know how you can get a song stuck in your head? I think I have a mental disorder that gives me constant, STUPID songs stuck in my head at all times. In fact, I think it may qualify as a disability and I should be able to get accommodations on my TCAP test. My IEP reads: "Should be able to listen to crap songs while testing." Take for instance, the mere mentioning of songs that get stuck in my head - I literally only have to think "I get songs stuck in my head all the time," and the worst-sticking song of all time "CALL ME MAYBE," becomes permanently lodged. Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy.
It doesn't help that I teach in a middle school and that is their life theme song, so on days where I'm so excited to have an actual good song in my head in the morning - MMM thank you for being alive, Ray LaMontagne - my dreams are shattered by third period because FREAKING JACOB LOVES CARLY RAE JEPSON GODDAMMIT.
And three simple letters sitting next to eachother in the above sentence, "MMM," served to not only wash Carly Rae Jepson AND Ray LaMontagne from my brain, but insert another vile musicial number from the long lost but long loved boy band, Hanson. Oh yes. MMMbop.
Doppa dop. a. doowop.
That poor tall brother was certainly unfortunate-looking, wasn't he? Why the long face?